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One of my most treasured possessions is my bear skull. Most fanged skulls will run you about $100, but you can find some pretty good replicas like this bear skull for $50. Or real skulls of less dangerous animals, like this bobcat for $27 or this badger for $45 or this coyote for $42. If you have fanged-skull-cash to set on fucking fire, definitely nab this insane python skull for $140. Nothing looks chicer on a dinner table (or the floor where you are eating dinner) than the dripping wax of tapered candles and the falling petals of fresh flowers and a spooky little collection of fanged skulls. Go off, witchy mommy! Take me to bed and then take my soul with your dark spells! And sure, whatever, yeah. Maybe some PETA girlies out there might try to cancel me for supporting taxidermy. But greater women than they have tried and failed to bring me down. Fanged skulls will not be how I go. Especially when my bear skull is only one of my horcruxes and I still have six other left out there.
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i bought some pretty convincing fangs for too much money a couple years ago & halloween is the perfect opportunity to wear themā¦ā¦ā¦.. so far iāve done vampire & vampire so i donāt want to do vampire again even if my haircut is basically exactly alice cullenās right now. was thinking maybe a gargoyle or a wolpertinger (pictured) but suggestions so welcome
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Ever heard of it?! You need it more than you think you do! Start with spools of 1.5 inch ādouble-facedā satin (Iāve linked my favorite Amazon brand) in the specific colors of: black, crimson, turquoise, goldenrod/marigold, and sort of a icy, slate-gray, periwinkle blue. A deep, wine-red burgundy in .5 inch velvet and an Easter-y, baby pink (or blue or yellow or lilac!) in .25 inch satin will also come in surprisingly handy. Use for beautifying hairstyles, presents, and bouquets of all kinds. Giving someone a single flower is made a thousand times fancier just by tying a bow on it.
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Go type āmobilesā into the search bar on Etsy. The results dazzle. And this kind of art takes up zero floor or wall space in an apartment! Matte, metallic, felted, wood, stained glass, sea glass, origami, Calder riffsā¦ Mobiles have it all and Etsy has all the mobilesāgood ones start as low as $35. Technically their correct term is ākinetic sculptures,ā but I call my own collection my houseās āhanging gardens.ā
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If the heel isnāt walkable then just call it what it is: A tiny art installation for your closet. Unwalkable shoes sit on shelves like small leather sculptures! The very purpose of shoes is to increase your mobility and comfortānot to limit your stamina and plans for the night! Stop wasting money and start engaging with reality instead. You will never wear them. Save the money.
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