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I discovered this stuff in Morgan Krantz’s medicine cabinet while we were writing the screenplay for Body High. It has SPF. Ladies go crazy for Morgan, so I used some to shine my old shoe face. Then I peed in Morgan’s shampoo. Take that pretty boy.
Apr 3, 2023

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This stuff rocks ass. It doesn’t give you a weird burning sensation, it smells sort of like your middle school art classroom (in a good way), and one jar seems to last forever. When you’re finished, slap on some Aveeno face moisturizer and continue living your best American Psycho life.
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I've been a skincare head for...I suppose since I was about 7 and my mom had my start using Oil of Olay. I'm incredibly thankful for the habit having been prompted at such a young age. I recently switched from their classic vitamin E facial moisturizer to this more serum like one. It always makes me look like I had a slightly more restful night than I actually did. I've had a deep affection for the Malin & Goetz brand ever since the two founders agreed to do an interview in 2005 (!) on a blog I started with my friend Chuck Anderson and later Virgil Abloh called THE BRILLIANCE. Interviewing founders of a skincare company on a blog was quite odd to our readers, and the founders too I'd imagine, back then.
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i live where it's sunny and the top of my head always gets burnt on my hair part! i look ~just ok~ in hats so i had to find a solution and this powder sunscreen came into my life and it's changed the game. tap tap tap the spf dust on the head and I'm out and about drinking daytime aperol spritzes fully protected. you could prob use on other body parts too, but i just used it for my head. no residue, just vibes.
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