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The trick is to not let it develop into a real crush. the less you know about them the better.
It’s all fun n games til they tell you they hooked up with their sister‘s middle-aged *milf* friend and you spend the rest of the workday not-so-discretely pouting.
*okay fine the “milf” was only 34 but to me, a mere 25 year old, that is ancient.
If you‘re 34 yrs old thinking wow okay rude pls know I don’t mean you, you are still kissed with the glow of youth just for being on this app alone <3
Jan 22, 2024
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a lil soft flirtation helps pass the time
Feb 3, 2024
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Having a crush at work is wild. I’ve decided to keep it as just that—a crush—which means absolutely no interactions with this person. I want to stay focused at work, but let me be clear: it doesn’t make them any less BEAUTIFUL.
Sometimes, I let myself steal a glance, feeling that thrilling rush while thinking, “What if they can tell how I feel just by looking at my eyes?”And then, of course, the terrifying follow-up: “What if the answer is yes?!” It’s pure chaos in my head.
But here’s the kicker —I recently found out he has a girlfriend. When I heard that, believe me, I wanted to evaporate on the spot. But I couldn’t, because, of course, it’s just a crush 😞
So now, here I am: heartbroken over someone I’ve never spoken to and never will speak to.
Jan 28, 2025
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having a work crush is important and necessary. I will ponder our interactions forever.
Jun 8, 2025
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That’s cool ur body is a temple mine is a stick figure drawing
Jun 5, 2025
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What’s That? Oh, we both love steely dan and hate cyclists that wear the little outfits ? (Not bc we hate the fit- we do, we just hate that they give you a dirty look when they roll through a stop sign and it‘s your turn to drive more)
it starts with you liking one of my recs (obviously), then, feeling generous, I like one of yours that’s either a micro-complaint or link to a specific, hard-to-find performance of an ethereal 70s jazz singer.
We follow each other back and… the rest is history as they say…
And by history I mean we dm on Instagram nightly until eventually we meet people that live on our own coasts and our flirtation becomes merely a memory
But a beautiful one at that
Jan 26, 2024
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DON’T WANNA GROW UP I WANNA GET OUT HEY TAKE ME AWAY
Mar 9, 2024