Just when you think they’re gonna zig, they zig.
Khloe turns 40, North West performs at the Hollywood Bowl as Simba (I cried), Kylie walks the Coperni show (I cried.) These women just live in Calabasas whether you like it or not. I like to turn my brain off to long form as opposed to short form content because it feels better, and then I get the privilege of being able to tell people what’s up with the Kardashians as if they’re my close friends. And what’s up with the Kardashians you ask? Not much this season. Oh wait no, Khloe turns 40.