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Saying "CHUMS"

Vintage and gross, just like my friends.

@itsjason

Jan 30, 2024

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bless your heart

i’ve lived in both the South and the North throughout my life and while i don’t use it frequently, i will say Southerners really went off with this one. it’s even meaner when said to a non-Southerner who doesn’t know what it means… THE backhanded compliment of all time

@marxinista

Jun 8, 2024

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SAYING WHITE PPL SHIT

Lately whenever the homies in shiesties pull up on my subway car and start their "showtime" routine i like to pretend to clutch my pearls and at the end turn to someone and say "what was that all about?" Some other good whiteism you can try out on your friends and in the workplace: "did you get your steps in?" "theres more than one way to skin a cat!" "im thinking of moving upstate" "my mom is my best friend"

@dannygyoon

Apr 15, 2025

Top Recs from @astrologyjew

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Posting

Never let them make you feel bad about it

@astrologyjew

Jan 23, 2024

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Getting your friends to bring back cigarettes for you when they go out of the country

My passport has been expired since 2020, and my friends have brought me back French, German, Chinese, Japanese, Indonesian, Austrian, Croatian, etc cigarettes for me bc I’m a pack a day smoker and they’re nice to me. Highly recommend doing this if you’re well traveled or have well traveled friends

@astrologyjew

Jan 21, 2024

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Falling off

Some times it feels good to fall off It can be so over for now We can always be so back again… What’s the big rush?

@astrologyjew

Jan 26, 2024