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As a notorious internet celebrity and influencer in the forever withstanding Dimes Square, I find it imperative to sometimes experience offline delights so that I might better represent myself and my learnings within digital communities.
Try this: go to Mass and tweet about it!
Works every time
Jan 26, 2024
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Fuck that social media shit. Being in the present is where itโs at!!!
Jan 30, 2025
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do yโall ever think about getting off social media but then you worry about how youโll keep in touch with your friends? iโve been thinking about this a lot bc i wanna delete ig but itโs where i talk to some of my rly close friends. i hate that it monopolizes connection like that. but i also had this realization that like the people i follow/follow me on ig are not โfriendsโ theyโre just superficial connections. real, deep, long meaningful relationships (which iโm craving) i think do require me to get the fuck offline and take the time i was mindlessly scrolling and putting it back into myself or my friends is where iโll see the greatest positive feedback. and being PRESENT in those relationships. i feel like this is what that book the dopamine generation is about butttttt havenโt read it yet.
Feb 4, 2025
Posting is so over! Selfies? Images, videos, live updates on what you are doing? Stop. Get a house-line with call forwarding, a flip phone and only use iMessage on your desktop and build an 90s AOL simulator.ย Try to schedule screen time. You donโt need to exist online 24/7, if your career can allow it and if you can get an gen-z assistant to exist as a digital you for advertising purposes, do that too. Itโs 2025. Instagram is what MySpace was to 2012. Time to leave the algorithm.ย
Jun 13, 2025
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Your life should be full of hardship, you should walk for hours on end across the desert in this disagreeable world, theorizing, you should wake up one day and find love is possible
Jan 26, 2024
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I freakin' love Obama. He wasn't just the first black president, he was also the first openly soft boy president.
Today we'll be adapting his famous technique "The Hussein Hustle" to modernity.
Here Obama famously engages in an array of books such as Woolf, Fanon, โand Marx in order to expand his empathetic ability to connect to varying populations of beautiful intellectuals with his steez.
We will be employing similar techniques here however, with a reset focus upon femcel films and movies.
Let's begin with an order of priority:
1. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐
Though it will be too much to review here, this film will form the other end of the psychological coin adjacent to the second suggestion -
2. ๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ก
These first two narratives combined compose the entirety of the femcel experience, mastering these is understanding at the initial level.
3. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ
Sofia Coppola Instigated the dark fog of reality, this is the next to be understood as it most reflects their childhood fears and ideations in one neat parcel.
4. ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฐ๐๐ง
Social rejection. Every femcel hates it reasonably or is a product of it. Understanding this means understanding the daily weights of your prospective partner.
5. ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐
She wants to kill you and has every right to, she is the chooser.
6. ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
She wants to have your children and has every right to, but they aren't her responsibility.
7. ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ
She can totally consume you.
8. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐ง
Femcels are like Euphoria the tv show but an even more troubling activation timeline.
9. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ
Why tradcath conversion is imperative.
10. ๐๐ข๐ง๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
One of the five ultimate femcel deities, this last ritual sacrifice now has you one step closer to the rebis consciousness.
Jan 27, 2024
Snakes, leeches, ice cubes shaped like bullets, miniature propeller hats with internal feathers, studio fan with a sturdy cubic feet per minute, a multi course Michelin Star meal with even smaller portions, Infinite Jest for the ventriloquism stage, Marvin's Room karaoke solo audio amp clamp attachment, a virtual locket tattoo in the dermis to watch Family Guy on during...
The list goes on.
Jan 27, 2024