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Save your routine morning poop for the workplace and start your day with a nice little break. They can’t tell you no! Nobody will know it was you! And if they do, they literally can’t say anything about it, it would be ~unprofessional~. It’s a social lockout. Chances are your employee bathroom is pretty well-maintained and there is the added benefit of having some extra cushion time in your morning routine. And if you have a fear of pooping outside of your home, get over it, everybody poops and no one cares or is too socially afraid to mention it.
Jan 29, 2024
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What is there to say that hasn’t already been said about this timeless classic? Find the handicap-accessible single-use bathroom at your place of employment and go to town! I’m doing it right now! WFH Pajama jockeys wouldn’t understand. Don’t forget to drench the room in febreze before you leave. 5/5 ⭐️
Jun 3, 2025
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nothing like pooping on company time after a coffee from the breakroom, get your money's worth
Apr 3, 2025
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Imo, that's what they're there for. I'm not holding it for 10 hours just so somebody else can briefly pretend that their colleagues don't take shits.
Apr 3, 2025
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are you feeling literally bonkers koo koo krazy depressed or anxious or immobilized by the weight of the world?? take a shower. be cleansed. sit in there for like 35 minutes if you need to. renewal.
Jan 27, 2024
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Literally just be like “hey can i have some attention pls”, it pretty much always works in my experience. We all need and desire attention to some degree, there’s no shame in it. And openly asking for it is better than trying to implicitly get it by acting out, because then if you DON’T get it, it‘s really easy to attach it to your value instead of the fact that you didn’t -really- communicate your wants and needs.
Jan 27, 2024
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Like it just works! I am a cozy little warm cat boy in a big sweatshirt
Feb 3, 2024