The moment you take an overly ambitious bite of a sandwich and all of the contents falls out the back is so emotionally devastating. It doesn’t even matter if you’re eating alone— it feels like the whole world is pointing and laughing.
tearing them apart with your hands and poppin them down your gullet like a squirrel or small bird. makes you feel in tune with a more primal form of eating
if you moved to NYC within the last 10 years and are living in a shithole yet paying around $4000 or more, you helped create an unlivable city
as a nyc native, i can't thank you! enjoy your matcha
