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my teacher says that if any of us can get arrested and end up on the cover of a magazine he will retire, today i asked clarifying questions on the crime we need and have informed him that i can "make that happen" be more ominous, instill a small sense of worry in those around you. it's fun
Feb 6, 2024
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I never go to the crime scenes but I create all the official-looking documents that are needed if something goes wrong. I'm not in any danger and I have enough dirt on everyone that they're all scared of me. I'm in this for the long run by the way if that wasn't clear. Why stop at one?
Jun 20, 2024
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Ya I might be too close to this case and ya I’ve been told to stand down officer. but that’s not gonna happen I’m going undercover. I need to crack this it’s my white whale
Dec 13, 2023
whenever I see these 2 loitering in my hood I just know there is some important mischief occurring
Jun 8, 2025
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its raining and the worms are out on their merry trips! they don't get out too often, let them traverse to where they may they deserve the peace
Mar 28, 2024
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hate your friends? feel like you picked the wrong life path? tempted to break up with your partner? breaking out? play tetris.
Tetris is known to override your brain or something and therefore it's the perfect way to cope with any and all issues!
Jan 6, 2024
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I used to try so hard to reinvent myself and it drove me absolutely crazy trying to be something that I wasn't. Just be open to new experiences and people and push yourself out of your comfort zone a little after you leave. Both leaving the place that you've been comfortable in and gradating high school are big changes and they will already kickstart the process of finding yourself. If you're open to it, you'll absolutely find yourself even if you don't realize it in the moment. You've got this!
Apr 18, 2024