taking my sauces with me, none of the non-sauce folks deserve my kisses any way. Most Asian dishes have sauce. Heck indian food is a variety of sauces in large quantities. Go without flavour? I'd rather die.
a toddler activated the fire alarm at the museum today. the building was evacuated before the fire department noticed false alarm. when they asked the toddler why he pushed the button he answered that he was trying to open a secret gate.
