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every time i go to the movies wearing something with a low-cut neckline God punishes me for my immodesty & gluttony by flicking a kernel of popcorn from my fistful straight down my shirt, where it sits until i find a semi-appropriate moment to sheepishly fish it out. finally i’ve learned from my sins, and you can too!
Feb 22, 2024
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i love popcorn as much as the next guy, but it’s time to leave 15 dollar mediums in the past. last week i brought a thick as hell italian sandwich to a 12:30 showing of “I’m Still Here,” and it was gone before the trailers ended. Let me give you a breakdown. Baguette: cut in half and ripped open with my bare hands. Salami, capicolla, maybe some mortadella if i’m feeling crazy. Provolone, lettuce, onion, and a little olive oil and vinegar if they are easily accessible (mine was made in a trader joe’s parking lot.) Might even offer a bit to the guy sitting 3 rows in front of me. The movie theater sandwich awakens something in you. You become a new person by the time it’s done.
Feb 12, 2025
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Go to a sold out 20 person theater alone to see a gut wrenching movie and try not to cry. bonus tip if person next to you has their big ass puffer jacket lowkey on your thigh but it’s fine because it’s a small theater
Mar 15, 2025
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