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Annoyed about having to hold your empty alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverage at a standing-room event? Tuck that sucker between your feet. If someone comes towards you, just angle them away from the empty can using a step forward with the hind leg. clap freely mes amis
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Mar 6, 2024

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Just one sip is so rejuvenating!! I do not need a whole ass tall boy!! Also, why don’t we sell beer in tuna cans?? I would pay a couple bucks for that!! bars and breweries please take note!!
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