In fifth grade I superglued a dollar bill to the ground and my friend and I watched people try to pick it up
Apr 1, 2024
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so at my middle school library, you simply had to write your name on a slip of paper to check out a book. each week our homeroom teacher would read out the titles of overdue books and the names of kids who’d checked them out. in advance of April fools in 6th grade, I checked out what I considered the weirdest books in the library (stuff like “your changing body”) under the names of all the boys in my class. my teacher read out the list on April 1 and all the kids were like “what!!! I swear I didn’t check that out!!” In retrospect I have no idea how this unhinged yet clever idea entered my developing brain
Apr 6, 2024
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The setting is a huge public highschool in Minneapolis. The scene of plenty of viral fight videos (including the infamous hijab snatching)
We bribed a janitor to let us into the school at 1 am. We went from room to room, turning tables and chairs upside down, defacing posters with “SENIOR SZN” and dumb stuff like that. Before we finished, we decided our final hurrah would be bringing tables and chairs from classrooms to the front entrance to block the main door and the administrative office from entrance. It was like kids in a toy store- free reign over our high school in the dead of night. Ive been chasing the high ever since.
cut to: all parents have to come to an assembly where they sign off on our written apologies to the principal and administrators.
Apr 26, 2024
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It’s Friday night and I’m off work late with no plans but I felt like being out in the world, even if for a moment. Turns out, a low stakes glass of orange wine tastes great when you’re waiting for a $10 burrito platter from down the street.
Feb 10, 2024
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I’ve spent so much time scrolling on this app that I’m able to discern some of your writing voices. There are a couple of you who have such a developed voice that I can guess you wrote a post before seeing the attached username.
You’re all so observant, introspective, delusional, earnest, anxious, well-rounded, hilarious and loving.
Kind of breaks my heart that I’ll likely never meet some of my favorites because we all live everywhere, but I guess that’s why we thank God for the Internet!
Mar 12, 2024