You donât always have to be serious. Not everything has to be some high brow, thought out concept of a joke. Sometimes someone accidentally tripping and falling is hilarious. A person farted on accident, itâs fine, let it out.
and when they look confused, double down. start glancing around the room and getting scared. ask if they heard something. donât stop the bit until they laugh.
works every time
inspired by another post i just saw on here about how no one gives a fuck about the âembarrassingâ thing you just did. i think about this tweet from time to time and just start laughing
Donât be that person. Mf got a banana and a Celsius, something is going down and they need to make a quick exit. You got mad vegetables anyway, let the cashier breathe a little before they struggle to remember how to ring up them green onions you copping.
I have no context at all but I love it. Feels like Iâm missing out but thatâs alright itâs just good to hear somebody having a big ol belly laugh and enjoying this shit while weâre breathing.
I just want to show love to the ELITE Bagel. Whoever was the freak that was like âhear me out letâs put blueberryâs in the doughâ, I know they were looking at you crazy but you knew you had a hit on your hands.