so i work a pretty little customer service job right… this man goes “your name is wrong. it’s supposed to be m-a-y-a. where are you from?”
huh???
welcome to the interrogation station goddamn. like my mom didn’t know i would suffer be nice
customer called the store to say his friend was gonna be coming in with a note on his back, please don’t tell him. read the note, but inconspicuously. good laughs all around