A classic, upon reflection I find I use this very often.
My M.O. is either this low level insult or the most extreme soul reading tear down of your character. I don’t have much of an in between.
Jun 7, 2024
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Someone does something you think is dumb / tacky / a bad decision — “That makes so much sense for you”
Friend doesn’t want to spend money at a bar, asks to pregame outside a liquor store — “No if I was poor I’d be doing the same thing”
Someone mentions something (like a movie or restaurant) and asks if anyone likes it when you know it’s clearly bad, toss someone under the bus — “You should ask Jeff, he tends to like things like that”
Someone asks if the cake they baked was bad because they’re self conscious about it — “I mean I wouldn’t say it was good” or “if I was you I’d never make this again”
Jun 8, 2024
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When I goof I go: “my bad, I’ve goofed.” When someones all passive aggressive bc I’m alive and they don’t like how I’m alive: “kill me about it then.”
Feb 17, 2025
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my wife recently told me I use this one a lot, usually as a response to statements like ”this person is awful to work with but I know they have been through a lot”
Apr 8, 2025
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For some reason this brings me into my parasympathetic nervous system
Mar 28, 2025
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Humans have always danced. It is part of who we are, yet we have been conditioned to be self conscious, to think that we do not move our bodies good enough. Dancing is beyond judgement. Dancing is not a skill, it is our soul moving through our bodies, expressed in movement. Dancing is healing. Dancing is bodily autonomy. Dancing is FUN! Any feeling you are feeling can be moved through with dance yet even alone, you fear looking foolish. Kill the judge in your mind, shut the fuck up, and MOVE 🌊
Apr 24, 2025
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FINDING SOMEONE ANNOYING AND IMMEDIATELY REALIZING IT’S BECAUSE THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR YOUNGER SELF
OH BROTHER THIS GUY actually needs a lot of empathy and understanding
Apr 2, 2025