1. Has the same visual appeal as a cigarette but at 1% the cost.
2. An accessory that ties together many different outfits
3. Helps you focus in the same way chewing gum does(but it's silent!)
Started chewing toothpicks to stop my horrible habit of playing with my septum but now i actually love it
Soak them in mint or vanilla or any flavor extract for 24 hours and make them taste delicious
...And it makes you look like a cowboy
Poetically, this was going to be the last date before I delete Hinge and take a break for a few months.
Message received, loud and clear 🫡
On the bright side, I did get to see this bathroom with two stand mixers and a printer in it
