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Sometimes it’s important to test your mental capacity and spend 2+ hours with your roommate naming the 4 spiders in the living room
Slumdog Ian
Ireshka Mr. Beast
Juan Black
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Oct 22, 2024
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The random guy I had was such a fucking freak stg. He would roleplay in voice chat with kids on Minecraft rip-off apps on his iPad. He thought he was a werewolf and drew them and dragons and stuff all the time. He really liked mike myers (the character). He would speak full sentences in his sleep. He was in ROTC and acted exactly as those types act. He was pretty clean though I’ll give him that ig. He had a single dad who was a manlet chud. He fought with his dad over the phone about wanting to do art instead of his degree. He would rant to be about isis and Kabul and terrorists. He had the worst rosacea ever. He is now probably the type to refer to things he doesn’t like as “commie“. Again he would roleplay as a wolf online.
At the very least ask whatever prospective roommate who they voted for 😭
4d ago
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Close the door and say Taterhole three times in the mirror. I am actually a demon by the way and this works as long as your vibes aren’t off good luck
Jun 19, 2024
insane, glittery, bloody and weird. there’s a character named beef. what else could you need?
Jul 12, 2024
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i Am a proud fan of weird women!!!
Newest weird woman acquisition: the cute shy girl from my MBA program with a curly bob and red highlights.
Shes so quiet and shy, we’ve had every class together so far over 3 semesters and barely ever spoke aside from her saying happy Valentine’s Day to me in February. Fast forward to this semester I sit next to her first day of finance class and decide to Be friendly and chat. She’s quiet but cool so I get her number, offer to maybe study later in the semester (which is a mild courtesy as I was lowkey just gaining new allies in the class to assist with cheating).
But once I started texting her about class we just never stopped texting, and now I think we’re actively flirting? Shes into dark romance novels? she brought one of her novels to class yesterday and after class she snuggled up against me in the hallway and made me read a (very graphic) page about a girl getting fucked by a gun? This chick is nuts. Am I catching feelings?
Sep 17, 2024
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*only do this when you MUST get FLY and exude unspeakable and ineffable confidence where ppl will probably call you a cocky asshole*
recite this prayer:
Dear Haters,
You can all suck my balls from the back and my dick from the front.
I was born to be great.
you were all born to debate my greatness.
Clearly we are not the same.
in times of uncertainty I stand tall.
Even when alone, my spirit is guided by God’s invisible hand who shields me from the bullshit.
A back this broad was earned by climbing to places most could never reach.
If theyve never seen these heights, how could they comprehend my perspective?
Anyone with something negative to say is miles beneath me with mushy shit in their pamper and piss dribbling down their soft, weak legs.
Thank you mint god for humility.
Thank you mint god for strength.
Love,
(Your name)
And although I may not appear in the physical form, you will feel an aura of mint purple surrounding you and a genuine earthy sense of pride in your chest to continue on your mission, no fucks given.
Jun 19, 2024