(i find this kind of stuff unreasonably funny... like those videos where people translate rap songs into old english... )
1. occasionally, a person must take it upon themselves to assert their dominance against others in public
2. every once in a while it is necessary to exemplify superiority against people who lack the skills you possess
3. upon a whim, one feels obligated to remind others who are beneath your intelligence that you are simply excelling at what they are unable to replicate
enjoy lol π