if a genie gave me three wishes, id use all three on sour strawberry geek bars. i love these things beyond logical reasoning. theres no nicotine buzz and frankly im not even sure theres nicotine in them at all, but godamit i dont care. it could be the way it lights up so very nice when u hit it.. producing a visual spectacle of stars, lights and a variety of other generally whimsical patterns which ignites within me a childlike sense of wonder and awe. it could be the fact that i probably look so cool and mysterious when people see me ripping fatty ghosts out of this bad boy from across the bar. but probably, its the fact that i have a crippling dependency on whatever hauntingly tasty chemicals are in them. flying cars they said? keep em, ill take my sour strawberry geek bars.
