slipped in the bathtub as wee youngin and split my skull open right in between my eye and my eyebrow and my parents just didn’t take me to the hospital or anything
Feb 25, 2025

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Feb 25, 2025

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I was probably about four. I was walking down wooden stairs in my parents room (where I wasn’t supposed to be), and I slipped and cracked my head on the corner of a fireplace. I don’t remember falling, just walking down the hall crying and looking for my parents.
Sep 27, 2024
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when u was really young like 3 i was playing with my big brother while my mum was in the shower and he ran into the bathroom then closed my finger in the door i had to get stitches for it which you can still see on the scar which is quite weird like you can actually see like zig zags and my nail is split but it’s not that noticeable my mum tells the story sometimes of when i got it and was staying in hospital overnight and i had some sort of hook in my finger to keep stuff in place and i just pulled it straight out this was in a room full of children doing all sort pulling off their masks and messing with their bandages or whatever and the alarms were constantly going off to monitor this which sounds like the worst night ever
Feb 24, 2025
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I have a dent in my right eyebrow that’s only visible when I raise my brow. This scar came from recess in 2nd grade. Recess has just started and I was insanely pumped to be outside with my buddies playing wizards or whatever other bullshit we had planned that week. I ran right out into the asphalt that you had to cross to get to the playground , and forgot to pay attention to my surroundings. I remember smiling so hard that I could feel it in my cheeks, and I felt so free running as fast as I possibly could to get to the tire swings before the other kids in my grade got to them. Just as I got about halfway across, I felt the impact of someone pushing me over with all of their might. I fell face first, skidding about 5 feet just on my face. I slowly got up and immediately felt the blood rushing over my eyelashes. I started crying and someone alerted the supervisor, who brought me to the nurse. I had a fat lip, a scraped up face, and the skin above my eyebrow was broken open. It didn’t really hurt, just felt kind of numb after it was cleaned and taken care of. My mom still got called in because I was pretty shaken up from the whole ordeal. Later in the day, I had a girlscouts meeting to attend at one of the girl’s homes. I told my mom I was fine to go, so we went. When we got there, it turned out that the girl who was hosting its little brother was the one who pushed me LOL. He had confessed to his mom earlier in the day that he felt so bad because he pushed a girl on recess who had run into the middle of his kickball game. i saw the fear on his face when he saw me walk into their entryway and ended up leaving early. Wild Times of Second Grade!
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