succinct
gunk
lumen (as short for luminous flux, which is also good)
kvetch
verkakte
tuchus
names:
Fourier (honrable mention for foyer)
Poisson (really lean into the pwah. also honorary mention for saying it meaning fish)
Everybody meet Tomato! (government name: Chloe) She is a very very shy but sweet little lady who is one year old. I already feel like we're kindred spirits because we both take a while to warm to people. She is currently sitting comfortably with the dust bunnies under my bed.
