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‘hug my neck’ haunts me always. lovingly. just pops in my head: a hug, but not just anywhere, hug the neck, which irl can be anywhere without question, but the invitation is always as such
‘can’t speak?!’ haunted me lately, popped up and startled me. so audacious. you see someone avoiding you or just making their way to speak to others and you bark out ‘can’t speak?!’ pronounced cayn-t. and always as a 'non-plussed yet still offended' question
Mar 25, 2025
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i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal.
another one is “you think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!”
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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i say this to every inanimate object that isn’t doing what i expect it to do.
tone: hoity toity annoyed bitch and genuine concern of ‘are you there?’
Mar 27, 2025
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If you're going non-verbal sensitive state, and a suffering pal gets mocky belligerent to you, say "hit me or smak me now" out loud
Nov 29, 2023
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(they thought this was a rabbit)
That's fucking funny bitch it's fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh
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fuck fourth of july
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Mar 30, 2025
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get you some app-operated light bulbs and set them to fade on instead of a noise alarm, or wake up with the sunrise.
i remember all my dreams and my circadians are finally in rhythm 🥁 no bad mood mornings for me
Jun 10, 2025
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“Knowing that you love the earth changes you, activates you to defend and protect and celebrate. But when you feel that the earth loves you in return, that feeling transforms the relationship from a one-way street into a sacred bond.”
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