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every time i put on shoes i look like i’m doing it for the first time. my shoes can be too big for me, and i’ll still have trouble putting them on. i am a 5’5” male so with my head down putting on shoes, i just look like a twelve year old.
i just wanna put shoes on like this guy. he’s just tying shoes but lowkey i’d hit that.
3d ago
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Here I am. Sore, bloody, beaten-down, and embarrassed. I’m breaking in a new pair of leather shoes. If the shoe fits, wear it. But if it doesn’t, wear it around your apartment when you’re home alone. Do laps up and down wincing and wondering when they’re going to feel normal. Wear it up and down your block going to grab coffee or get a sandwich, limping your way home hoping none of your neighbors ask if you’re okay, to which you must respond, “yes I’m fine. I’m just wearing shoes that don’t fit.” Wear them when you have nothing to lose. Never before a long day out or a first date. Wear them with bandaids on your heels and bandaids in your pockets, and bandaids in your other pockets. Maybe one day I’ll wear them out dancing.
Oct 25, 2024
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I’m very stubborn when it comes to buying new items for my wardrobe - especially shoes. i recently got myself a new pair for the first time since i was sixteen. But I still wear my old white air force 1s. And my black ones too. But not too long ago i got these fake docs and they fit me great! It feels so weird to walk around in un-creased shoes. But that wont last very long. I dont know how to take good care of footwear. But that’s nothing a trip to the mall can’t fix. You know those guys who offer to spruce up your shoes in the mall?
May 8, 2023
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I’m 27 I know how to tie my shoes I don’t need practice anymore
Jan 25, 2024
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i haven’t used this app in weeks because i got a motherfucking job baby. busser at an italian restaurant. italian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love italian. i make money now too. i actually don’t know how much because i want to pretend i don’t care about that stuff. i also don’t care about water ot anything because i never ask for that either. i won capitalism and i believe i will continue winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 1, 2025
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what’s that like? i’ve never experienced it. i’ve been searching for a job nonstop for the past five months and fucking no one has gotten back to me. i haven’t even been called back to say i didn’t get the job. i’m sick of it. i’m not in desperate need of a job but i’d rather have one before i am.
i was expecting a call back all day. i waited by the fucking phone. i called because i was expecting a call this week, and the guy who interviewed me said “i’ll call you tomorrow.” fuck you. i hope you can’t sleep at night because you keep having dreams about your ex. i hope she calls you the next day and says she wants to get back together with you and she’ll meet you at your favorite date spot. i hope she stands you up, dan. i hope everything bad that could happen to you, happens. i wish murphy’s law upon you.
edit: it’s so funny because this is my first semi-serious post that’s doing NUMBERS. thought i’d point that out and brag a little. maybe i don’t need a job after all. can i monetize this post?
Mar 3, 2025