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I want to be the person who comes up with the John/Jane Doe alternatives. Michael Motorist?! Stunning. Wendy Sample?! 10/10.
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May 4, 2025

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I love Ima Sample. Yeah, you sure are.
May 4, 2025
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@FLORINEGRASSENHOPPER Yoora Star
May 4, 2025
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This is too funny
May 4, 2025
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