my job is watching movies and getting paid but sometimes it does get annoying to watch the same thing 3 times a day so i just sneak out and fuck around in the parking lot roof until i either get kicked out or someone notices im out. clerksmaxxing
May 7, 2025

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Clerksmaxxing is such a great term.
May 7, 2025
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wow what’s ur actual job or like the title
May 7, 2025
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@JONESY theater marshall! i work at an indie cinema so people usually don't act up. so essentially i do just get paid to watch the movie
May 7, 2025
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@JONESY omg that’s amazing! sign me up
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