some of my favs tho
âi thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeakâ - The Baxter
âdonât you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?â - Nacho Libre
âwe were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.â - Pentiment
âitâs illegal for you to ask me thatâ or âiâm all crossed upâ or âiâm not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really realâ or anything from itysl
âplaying with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigarsâ
âwow, thatâs a lot!â
âno.â - itysl again
âhey guys letâs play with our chest hair and eat potato chipsâ - the ridiculous six
âiâm no juice box boy iâll tell you that!â - kicking and screaming
May 7, 2025
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âStop doing heroinâ
âI need to talk to you regarding moneyâ
âWoooo Iâm white!â
âStop standing, stop drinkingâ
âI canât believe there was a man hole and he fell in it!â
âVILLAINâ
âLook at my golden hairâ
âTiny toeeeâ
I canât believe this shit is over 10 years old
Mar 27, 2025
so many of my faves already in da thread so i had to add "what the FUCK is UP KYLE" I used to have a beloved manager named Kyle and we would torment him by quoting this. goood times
see also:
kermit singing "shawty i don't...MIND"
"why" pastor
"hey darren. what's up bitch. stop. đ
bitch. AHHH"
"there's only one thing worse than a rapist...a CHILD. no-"
"an AVOCADO. thaaaanks"
"I am CONFUSION. why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? America EXPLAIN!"
"stoopppp, i coulda dropped my croissant!"
"country boyyy, i love youuuu, ahhh"
*throws frisbee into oblivion* what the FUCK richard
6d ago
1. âyou used me⌠FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT! that wasnât nice!
2. âComing to bed honey? Yes dearâ - I quote this near daily
3. âTo the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights onâ
Apr 24, 2024
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i havenât used this app in weeks because i got a motherfucking job baby. busser at an italian restaurant. italian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love italian. i make money now too. i actually donât know how much because i want to pretend i donât care about that stuff. i also donât care about water ot anything because i never ask for that either. i won capitalism and i believe i will continue winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 1, 2025
