Usually it’ll be something like “Guys I have something HUGE planned for the 28th and it involves a LOT of red paint, confetti, and a vat of boiling water.”
one of my go-to’s is coming up with a scenario like “do you know someone with (weirdly specific features) cus i just heard them talking about someone and it sounded like your name” and i fully commit to the bit to the point where i have to consider cutting them off because it’s getting too serious.
I LOVE COLLAGING!!! CUTTING AND PASTING IS SO FUN! MAGAZINE CLIPPINGS ARE SO SICK! TUMBLR PNGS ARE AWESOME! EVERYONE GET U A SCRAPBOOK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!
it’s one of my fav bits i do. it’s like when people randomly drop their credentials or achievements it’s so funny. i’ll just be like “welp i think i’ve got this covered. after all, i did take that acting class in fall quarter.”
