decided to go to a reptile expo on a whim and boy was that an experience. one room was hot with parrots, guinea pigs, silk worms, a dancing furry bird mascot, and a petting zoo filled with chickens, skunks, porcupines, baby kangaroos, bunnies, and the craziest creature i’ve ever seen (patagonian cavy) and the other room cold with snakes, spiders, frogs, lizards, etc. there was also a mini bar in the hallway connecting these two rooms and bass boosted thumping 2016 white girl club music in the hot room. i was craving a corn dog so we went to a haunted 90s diner and got corn dogs, onion rings, fish and chips, burgers, shakes, and a banana split. day well spent. i then slept for 10 hours. i also got this plant that i’ve named phaedra