they always say you can’t do this but maybe if they’re fucked up enough it’ll work
May 12, 2025

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They would immediately snap sober and be like “nice try punk...”
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there’s no right answer, but this is the right answer
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I love this
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@MARIAMARIA if it were fr i’m hesitant about infinite wishes bc i read a book in middle school that has a similar presence (no genie) and it doesn’t go well but i think it would be funny to identify a loophole
May 12, 2025
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@MARXINISTA If it was real, what would you choose?
May 12, 2025
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@MARIAMARIA my main ideas are like secure housing/income/healthcare for my family or like an end to all wars that is resolved in favor of the oppressed people’s needs 🥲
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@MARXINISTA I love this because it's not specific enough. Taking into consideration I'm not all there, I would probably have someone win with nuclear weapons or something and that would end it 😇 the other one I would give to you in a heartbeat <3 but also you'd probably avoid taxes
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11:11 make a wish etc etc It fucking works. I couldn’t figure out what *one* wish to think of every time an Angel number happened. For a while. And my boyfriend always always always knows what he’s gonna wish for. One day amongst desperation, I chose one. I’m not telling, but since my dedication to the wish, it’s started to feel like it’s coming true 🥲🥂 (granted, of course, I’m definitely someone who can lean into this sort of thing… woo woo or whatever) cheers xo
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