I like struggling to open the container as I juggle my other grocery bags and then ripping a leg off, leaning over, and letting the juice drip onto the pavement as I gorge myself in front of anyone who might be watching. 9/10 โญ๏ธ
To eat stuff you could choking hazard on home alone. Put a huge spider roll in my mouth in one piece tonight at the sushi place because takeout does not have such luxuries (but also no one is there to watch you eat sushi in too many bitesโฆ).
Recommendations are such an underrated love language. If I recommend you something and you dont immediately listen to it just know I feel deeply disrespected and I will never recommend you anything again.
