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if you want to learn how the world really works and almost poop your pants in the process.
May 21, 2025
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Incredible piece of work. Main guy says he’s trying to find a girl to spend time with him and a woman tells him to “take a look in a mirror, use a bucket of water if there’s no mirror, and use [his] own piss if there’s no water, idiot”. How do you come back from that.
Jun 11, 2025
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I'm writing a short film for @wgerardi to direct. It's about a forensics person bent on figuring out who keeps leaving a public bathroom stall a mess. Let me know what you think in the comments.
Here's an excerpt:
I measured the shit spray that started in the bowl, cut across the seat, and climbed the wall three feet. An anus would need to dilate 7 centimetres to build the necessary pressure to spray that amount of feces. To my calculations, I believe the perpetrator must have weighed at least four hundred pounds - yet, the stall is only four feet wide. How would one manage to displace that kind of body weight in this small of a space and shape without becoming stuck? I would find it hard to believe a human of that body weight could rotate their body the required one hundred and eighty degrees to sit upon the toilet, let alone allow the expansion of the stomach and flanks in the sitting position.
Nov 3, 2023
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that kid saved the world
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grilled onions and peppers on the dogs if you please
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