(it went on for like 10 stops btw. He didn’t have his dick out but it was pretty obvious . I still pledge allegiance to the CTA though god bless)
May 23, 2025

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Duuuuude I’ve seen so many masturbators in public (5-6 at least) but surprisingly never on the red line. I’m so desensitized at this point and just do a tiny dick measure ”🤏” motion at them and go on with my day lol
May 23, 2025
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stop i’ve heard this exact story from at least 3 people im so sorry😭😭
May 23, 2025
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@NACRENE lol it’s more funny atp than anything. I also had far weirder experiences living in Philly in my late teens so I guess I’m desensitized to it
May 23, 2025
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