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ENTICING AND TEMPTING OTHER CUSTOMERS IN THE BAKERY / CAFE LINE ON PURPOSE
Itā€™s just a game I play. ā€œHave you tried the monkey bread?? Itā€™s sooooo soft on the inside and crispy on the outsideā€. Not to brag but I win often :-)
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@umbertogecko
May 25, 2025
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@perfectgoose
I would know Clear Flour from miles away, best bakery in the whole wide world šŸ˜­
May 26, 2025
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@umbertogecko
@PERFECTGOOSE It's so good :-) #blessed
May 26, 2025
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@verycoolallison
you are my favorite person to encounter in line. like yes PLEASE tell me whatā€™s good, i want to know and hate putting cafe workers on the spot about it
May 25, 2025
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@umbertogecko
@VERYCOOLALLISON omgg yes!!! An old lady did it to me once and she was so right about her pick and thatā€™s how it started :-)
May 25, 2025
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@babyoblivi0n
that would work on me
May 25, 2025
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@umbertogecko
@BABYOBLIVI0N <3
May 25, 2025
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