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free beer at any concert (life hack of the YEAR) bring it into any concert, never get caught and don’t pay a dime!
Jun 7, 2025
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The iBeer app is great to open when you want to performatively chug a pint of 2010 iPhone aesthetic beer in semiotic solidarity with your friends who are interested in collabing consumption rituals and the club. When you download iBeer (or even a sister application like iCigLite), you open your phone chakra to the possibility of an iPhone Samsara.
Mar 28, 2025
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one beer is supposed to be $17 but this experience is inexpensive and feels really really good
Sep 20, 2024
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If you’re hungry, but don’t really wanna buy food, you can just fill up on beer. It’s got calories, tastes good, and makes you feel nice. And it’ll make you feel bloated just like if you’ve eaten a big meal. life hack.
Feb 10, 2024
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Today marks a special day. I never have found a single key chain, bumper sticker, or shot glass with my name on it. But today, my local ice cream shop is giving free ice cream to people named isha. I’ve always wanted to say this, so here it goes- You wish you were me!
Jun 10, 2025
THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN…
On halloween night, I ran into my friend dylan at the bus stop for a bus that never came. We all decided to walk home together and he told us that he had been walking for over 3 miles because he and his friends were too drunk to drive home from a party. (and lucky him! he got to walk home for even longer since the bus didn’t come) He talked about his 3 mile journey and how he kept hearing cayotes which really made him really pick up the pace, he was practically running home. I’ve never seen more drunk fear in someone’s eyes than dylan talking about the cayotes, “the cayotes mannnn they were after me”
the lyrics go “When you’re on your own. It’s a long walk home. If they follow you, dont look back, like dylan in the movies”
bonus it’s a good song!
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Jun 8, 2025