so many of my faves already in da thread so i had to add "what the FUCK is UP KYLE" I used to have a beloved manager named Kyle and we would torment him by quoting this. goood times
see also:
kermit singing "shawty i don't...MIND"
"why" pastor
"hey darren. what's up bitch. stop. 👅 bitch. AHHH"
"there's only one thing worse than a rapist...a CHILD. no-"
"an AVOCADO. thaaaanks"
"I am CONFUSION. why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? America EXPLAIN!"
"stoopppp, i coulda dropped my croissant!"
"country boyyy, i love youuuu, ahhh"
*throws frisbee into oblivion* what the FUCK richard