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KISSING IS THE SAUCE OF LIFE

I would rather give up sauce than an act of affection and human connection. Kissing will always rank over sitting alone with a packet of hot mustard.

@MidwestZen

Jun 13, 2025

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NO KISSING

i was having this conversation with one of my roommates the other night. i would genuinely rather die before giving up sauce. and if you’re someone who would choose kissing over sauce…how does it feel to be absolutely insane? how can one give up one of life’s greatest delights: moist flavor?

@carolinebreeden

Jun 13, 2025

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SAUCE

I’m a romantic, giving up kissing is like giving up air. I would mourn the loss of ranch however

@melancholic_kristi

Jun 13, 2025

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reading things you don't quite understand

if you don't chew on things, your jaw gets pretty weak.

@_kzr_

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ADOPTING A CAT!

Everybody meet Tomato! (government name: Chloe) She is a very very shy but sweet little lady who is one year old. I already feel like we're kindred spirits because we both take a while to warm to people. She is currently sitting comfortably with the dust bunnies under my bed.

@_kzr_

Jun 8, 2025

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Giving out likes as if I'm a local mafia boss handing out dollar bills to everyone.

I have a pinky ring and a silk suit

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