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So badly do I want to post something with a grime to it because it’s coming straight from Snapchat. Perhaps a selfie with oily camera lens syndrome. Perhaps because you had just finished eating a sandwich for lunch. Perhaps your friend did something funny and you hastily whip out your 6s. Perhaps you want to commemorate it with a piccy on the grammy.
White converse, Air Force ones. Tommy Hilfiger light wash jeans. They are unflattering and give you a jenis. They are also cuffed twice at the ankle. Everyone loves vegetable sushi rolls, everyone loves to post pictures of movies on their macbook. Weed back when it was weed and not giving us psychosis. Sideboob community is huge. Ctrl just came out. iPhones are shiny and so tiny that your fingers look fat in mirror selfies. You cannot archive. You’ve gotta stick to it… your gut, I mean. Only square crops allowed. Your photo has to fit that 4x4. Must look good on the feed. Never too many images of yourself. Picture of a ladybug in the grass? Necessity. Show us your complexities... Sigh.
I wish I was strong enough to negate the discontented followers who don’t understand my grainy selfie is twenty-eighteen, twenty-four-seven propaganda. I wish I was strong enough to stand up for what I believe in.
3d ago
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no more perfectly curated #messy twenty-photo carousel dumps on instagram with captions designed to give off the perfect casual effortless vibe even tho u thought about the right emoji to use for at least ten minutes. bring back posting an individual photo as our forebears once did... give that photo room to breathe.. post more than once if your heart desires… take up space…
Jan 16, 2025
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That rlly good fitting room selfie you posted a week ago on ur story.. post it again for tumblr. And ur public spam account. and in ur tiktok compilations. Make it the profile pic for an app u half care about. Gotta stretch that selfie capital as much as u possibly can amirite
Ur real friends r the ones u have on every platform to c u posting the same things over and over again for ur various audiences
Feb 25, 2024
social media sincerity and spontaneity is my bread and butter
Mar 10, 2025
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Bout to miss my brunch reservation because my Friend is still sleeping after her soirée. Am I even upset? Do I go alone? Pull a Carrie Bradshaw? Who knows. The world is my oyster...
Surprise. She awoke and we shared a spanakopita. Mini mimosas provided for the princesses. Free. of. charge. Then, chance run in with an ex lover as he replenished barbecue fuel for his “casa migos kegger”. Talk about the world being your oyster
Jun 10, 2025
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Because it fucking feels good. And I went to a garden party and raved in some horse stables. And hiked up mount royale with my boy and fifty pound speaker for the sunrise. Personally, loved the height of the trees. He loved the manmade skyline. Let: “What if we’re complete opposites?” slip. Might have blown it. Might have enhanced it. I don’t care it was all too beautiful.
Jun 12, 2025