So fucking bad it was laughable like truly made me understand why people purposely watch bad movies
plot is just horrible
the way it was filmed and advertised was just ugly the random side characters and quests genuinely such a mess of a movie and it’s sad when I think what could’ve been with that movie but damn I never laughed so hard
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I watched it the other way and it was a really weird movie. I don't know if I recommend it was just mediocre in some areas. It felt like how the Fnaf and Mario felt for me. For a movie made by Jared Hess I was expecting something more entertaining but I guess he's dissolved into having jokes and pacing to that of an MCU film.
Apr 8, 2025
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🗣🗣🗣 first we mine, then we craft, let's minecraft !!!!!!
peak cinema, I was expecting funny bad but I feel like it didn't take itself seriously at all which just made it funny to me and my boyfriend
best $7.50 I spent in a while
Apr 9, 2025
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do you really need to go see the minecraft movie? you know it’s bad. like, not even bad-but-redeemably-funny. it’s uninspired product placement propped up by celebrity and strung together by a plot just coherent enough to present the references that rile up the fans. you know the memes already, you’re not missing out on some cultural moment because you didn’t see the rest of the hour-and-a-half around Jack Black saying “chicken jockey.”
if you like minecraft that much (and I love minecraft), maybe you gather your friends for a LAN server night instead of paying for a ticket and putting a body in a seat and giving even a modicum of validation to the corporate film studio executive’s intuition that the masses are content to consume high production value slop from a media trough. start a realm, get blown up by a creeper, fight the ender dragon, listen to one of the best video game soundtracks of all time. don’t spend $30+ on tickets and drinks and snacks to sit in a theater and watch something you will not enjoy. in this economy, the most valuable things we have are our time, attention, and connections. don’t squander these things on a piece of media designed only to profit from a sentimental attachment to a game which provides a complete and much richer experience in and of itself.
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