Some people think they are vermin but I think theyβre perfect. My backyard has basically become a deer sanctuary and I should be paid by the government, not that the government has any stake in deer population upkeep. Sometimes I get nothing done because I spend the entire day watching deer eat all my plants.
I've been trying to gain their affection. My whole algorithm is now those videos of people who end up saving a deer and then the next day the deer shows up at their door and loves them forever. I obviously donβt want something bad to happen to a deer that would then force me to save them, but if it did end up happening, that'd be cool. Until then, Iβve realized, as I have in my romantic life, that the only way to attract another being is to sit very still and not make any sudden movements.Β
