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ANTI-REC: PUMPING A NEW PUMP-TOP BOTTLE FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE A COMICAL AMOUNT OF TIME

like you’re crankin’ one out for it. just had to pump one of these for what felt like a ridiculous timeframe, then stared at it’s pathetic, underwhelming pressure dribbled release afterward like I was debauch also a rec, because it’s an easy immature giggle when I’m not in a hurry or haunted by ancestral Catholic guilt

@softshelled

1d ago

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@antiqueroadhead

I just learned a hack for this! put the bottle on its side and pump. It worked right away for me. Something about air bubbles idk but try it next time

7h ago

@grape

I kinda love the ritual… crankin one out lol.. till it spurts !!

1d ago

@softshelled

@GRAPE I hate that you used ’spurts’ but I know I’m in no place to talk bet pump-tops love to see your hand hover in anticipation, you sound very giving and patient to their needs

1d ago

@grape

@SOFTSHELLED oh the word choice was very deliberate.. it achieved its desired effect I think

22h ago

@softshelled

@GRAPE 🙂‍↕️ 🫳 🧴 💦

9h ago

@knitzsche

i hate having to edge the hand sanitizer

1d ago

@softshelled

@KNITZSCHE kills 99% of germs but can’t absolve its own wankful mechanism nor my sinful visualisation

1d ago

@chellelynn

@KNITZSCHE i wish I had a clever response but I just can’t stop giggling at this

16h ago

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