the adult version of getting various ouchies slash boo-boos associated with childhood minus all of the extreme physical activity and unlimited energy
Examples of my own recently
- weird bruise on my thigh that I can’t Explain
- knot from shower curtain rod falling on my head
- tiny burn on my foot from getting hit by a speck of hot oil
I don’t mean to sound vulgar, but honestly, my tits are amazing
I like my hair too, but it’s only like 50% of the time, so I don’t know if that even counts
Stop talking so much — most people don’t care, and you never know what you should say or keep to yourself. You share too much, you say everything you think because you’re desperately craving approval. Just stop talking so much
