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Fellas, it’s 2024, is it so wrong to post a carousel of pics just posing and smiling with my friends??
Jan 1, 2024
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I don’t understand why people get embarrassed by posting pictures (specifically on instagram). Why are we being so serious? Where is our sense of play? Post whatever you want!
Aug 15, 2024
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So badly do I want to post something with a grime to it because it’s coming straight from Snapchat. Perhaps a selfie with oily camera lens syndrome. Perhaps because you had just finished eating a sandwich for lunch. Perhaps your friend did something funny and you hastily whip out your 6s. Perhaps you want to commemorate it with a piccy on the grammy.
White converse, Air Force ones. Tommy Hilfiger light wash jeans. They are unflattering and give you a jenis. They are also cuffed twice at the ankle. Everyone loves vegetable sushi rolls, everyone loves to post pictures of movies on their macbook. Weed back when it was weed and not giving us psychosis. Sideboob community is huge. Ctrl just came out. iPhones are shiny and so tiny that your fingers look fat in mirror selfies. You cannot archive. You’ve gotta stick to it… your gut, I mean. Only square crops allowed. Your photo has to fit that 4x4. Must look good on the feed. Never too many images of yourself. Picture of a ladybug in the grass? Necessity. Show us your complexities... Sigh.
I wish I was strong enough to negate the discontented followers who don’t understand my grainy selfie is twenty-eighteen, twenty-four-seven propaganda. I wish I was strong enough to stand up for what I believe in.
3d ago
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no more perfectly curated #messy twenty-photo carousel dumps on instagram with captions designed to give off the perfect casual effortless vibe even tho u thought about the right emoji to use for at least ten minutes. bring back posting an individual photo as our forebears once did... give that photo room to breathe.. post more than once if your heart desires… take up space…
Jan 16, 2025
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F*ck Meta but dang there’s nothing more wholesome than a local Facebook Group. Seeing my Brooklyn neighborhood come together to refer local joints/find a lost AirPod/give landlord advice/recommend the best loaf of bread in the neighborhood is my FAVORITE pastime.
Are you in your micro-neighborhood’s “Buy Nothing“ group? Free shit!!
Dec 29, 2023
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if you see this on the menu at a greek restaurant RUN DON’T WALK to that thick lemony goodness
Dec 31, 2023
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Nothing is more satisfying than figuring out the best train car to get in that will let you off at the exact stairwell/door/exit that you need 🙏
Jan 22, 2024