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Pet insurance

Let me tell you, when your feline son climbs out of a fourth story window and needs jaw surgery, it is literally a life saver

@daphne

Oct 9, 2024

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Housecat

I told him someday he’ll find a nice woman, settle down; she’ll be happy to bear his children, she’ll cook for him, unthinkingly defer to him—and she’ll probably do it with a smile. He told me: I’m the only good influence you’ve ever had. I told him: you thought you wanted this exotic pet but what you really wanted was a housecat, something simple and soft to touch that would curl up beside you. He told me: all I want is just something that doesn’t walk around destroying things and shitting on the floor. I’ve been pacing back and forth in this cage for as long as I can remember—hungry—and despite my best efforts, I often snap at his fingers wiggling at me through the bars.

@taterhole

Feb 21, 2025

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GET PET INSURANCE!

I have 2 cats. 1 of them is a year old so she still in kitten mode 🐈‍⬛ but I’d be spending so much $$$ if it wasn’t for pet insurance

@peatmosseverywhere

May 29, 2025

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brown sugar cinnamon poptart

one of the many american foods perfected in the 1960s. once someone at my work caught the toaster on fire trying to toast one of these, I’m not sure what went wrong but I wish they had burned the building down

@lyssgia

Jan 22, 2025

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radioooo

goated app, browser is even better. i love the internet, i learn so much on it. 00s nordic emo and techno? 70s hindi psychodelia? mazurka, norteño, kendeng, c pop? also nod to radio garden, less tailored, more fun

@lyssgia

Apr 24, 2024

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snake oil

feeling depressed insomniac constipated nauseous? you can always buy a supplement about it. does it have a name like a russian spacecraft? was it harvested in the gobi desert? good signs. you might be missing a precious amino and you don’t even know. I haven’t found the little pill that’ll fix me *yet* but when I do you’ll all be sorry

@lyssgia

May 15, 2024