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Anti-rec: stubbing your pinky toe

YEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

@kevvymetal

Jun 20, 2024

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Inversion table

bulky, cant fit anywhere, stubbed my toe and im angry

@evangelinejoyce

Oct 25, 2024

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SMACKING THE BACK OF YOUR FOOT AGAINST SOMETHING MOVING

this happens every day at work and I jump up like a cartoon character who’s got their finger trapped in a door

@joshuavidual

1d ago

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025