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guys, I think a drug dealer got spooked, and threw their burner flip phone in the toilet, flooding the whole building, and they wrote about it in the strata AGM minutes.
Feb 25, 2025
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The trap house toilet was in a dire state; it had clogged and the waste was building up as more unconscientious inebriated men had their way with it. The family maid of our gracious host had a horror show waiting for her when she visited this apartment the next morning.
I stepped out into the dark side yard to smoke a cigarette and he followed me; without warning, he unzipped his fly, whipped out his appendage, and began pissing right next to my feet. I felt almost as if I were witnessing a dog marking its territory; curiously, I glanced down momentarily at the source of the steady stream, squinting and struggling to make any details out in the nonexistent light. I frowned—hoping he hadn’t noticed that he successfully made me look—then lifted my still narrowed eyes back up to continue staring into middle distance as I took another drag. He shook it out, zipped back up, and lit his own cigarette to smoke alongside me.
Feb 20, 2025
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i just bought crocs with money that should be going to my busted water tank
no hot water makes me stronger than all of you *crying*
also learned the previous owner of this mobile home found the deceased water tank at the dump probably so this will be an interesting experiment to see if new hot water tank fixes all of my problems
May 25, 2024
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Blueberry scented candle in the bathroom
Leave the lights on
40 oz of malt liquor drink it
Pee it out into the sink
Start an instagram live
Ill be the first viewer :0 aaaa spooky scary the spell worked
Jun 19, 2024
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Put a smile on everyone's face;
Love in everyone's heart;
Energy in everyone's body;
and --Be a positive force in
everyone's life!
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these emails all sound like Monday problems.
Feb 7, 2025