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dollar tree discounted version of rick grimes asked if i wanted a sugar daddy . .
I SAW HIM TWICE
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Trump had won and myself and a group of friends were milling around outside a bar, drunk as fuck, doing Rick from Rick & Morty impressions(this was before the show was culturally lame), and hearing the news & police helicopters circle around the anti-trump demonstrators.
A late-30s guy was smoking a cig nearby and started saying that we're stupid Bernie voters and this is all our fault. Then he pointed at me and asked
"How much for that guy?"
We were like "what?"
"I want *that* guy. how much for him??"
I was 21 but looked much younger. Thankfully, my friends did not sell me.
Mar 9, 2025
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this guy I went out to get food with was going into explicit detail on his sexual conquests and various fetishes + jokes about wearing my flesh and hiding my body somewhere so I dipped out left him with the bill and he followed me around in his truck for 5ish min before leaving me, he works for the Democratic Party somewhere in either Texas or Mississippi now
Feb 18, 2024
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weird in a good way!
but seriously, when someone hits on you or you're hitting on them just ask some out-of-place question!
I once asked a guy what did he do today and he told me about his small daughter and how he takes her skateboarding. the guy was hitting on me and there was at least a 10 year-old age gap between us, but for 30 minutes I was listening to a very involved dad who adored his daughter. at the same time he was covered in glitter and on his fifth cigarette.
I miss him sometimes.
May 18, 2024
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im 16 and my sister is 29 so we obv have a huge age gap but we r unapologetically ourselves around each other w/ no judgement
it might not be totally comparable bc me and her r family but being authentic can lwk make things funnier anyway. like when she says something dated/ ”un-genz” i make fun of her (JOKINGLY) but at the same time i learn A LOT from her perspective and same goes for her when i talk about stuff she’s not familiar with
in the end being cool doesnt really matter tbh like im sure this girl dgaf regardless and would be more weirded out if u tried to force something to seem “cool”
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