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pirate esque behavior

we need to go back to saying shiver me timbers. to exploring the seas. to shouting yo ho. to finding the black pearl.

@vale

Feb 1, 2024

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Why cant pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C HEHEEHEEHEEH

@owl

Mar 16, 2024

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Tom foolery

Bruh who came up with this phrase? It’s so funny. Idk why but that shit is amazing. Been saying it for years just to throw people off. We need to bring back goofy ass phrases man.

@ion_know_

Sep 15, 2024

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025