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He was so worried bc its mom left it alone for hours and he kept watch the whole day to make sure it was okay but the mom finally came and got it again! 🥹
Jun 4, 2025
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That’s cool ur body is a temple mine is a stick figure drawing
Jun 5, 2025
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What’s That? Oh, we both love steely dan and hate cyclists that wear the little outfits ? (Not bc we hate the fit- we do, we just hate that they give you a dirty look when they roll through a stop sign and it‘s your turn to drive more)
it starts with you liking one of my recs (obviously), then, feeling generous, I like one of yours that’s either a micro-complaint or link to a specific, hard-to-find performance of an ethereal 70s jazz singer.
We follow each other back and… the rest is history as they say…
And by history I mean we dm on Instagram nightly until eventually we meet people that live on our own coasts and our flirtation becomes merely a memory
But a beautiful one at that
Jan 26, 2024
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The trick is to not let it develop into a real crush. the less you know about them the better.
It’s all fun n games til they tell you they hooked up with their sister‘s middle-aged *milf* friend and you spend the rest of the workday not-so-discretely pouting.
*okay fine the “milf” was only 34 but to me, a mere 25 year old, that is ancient.
If you‘re 34 yrs old thinking wow okay rude pls know I don’t mean you, you are still kissed with the glow of youth just for being on this app alone <3
Jan 22, 2024