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Bret Easton Ellis and I were at the Beverly Hills Polo lounge during my hardcover launch week in 2023 and I tried to order a 'Coke Gold',Ā Ā he and the waiter both looked at me like I was the dumbest Canadian. He apologized to the waiter. Apparently in America it’s called ā€˜caffeine free Diet Coke’, and I live off of this shit. I will die without it. I mean, Elon Musk is obsessed with it too - which I feel is a red flag about me? I haven’t had caffeine since I’ve been straight edge for over a decade, so this has been a life savour. I think about Coke gold all day.Ā Ā I will never ever research how bad ā€˜aspartame’ is for the body, or whatever because I’m not giving this one taboo in my life up.Ā 
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Jun 13, 2025

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My grandma kept these on the porch for us kids in the 90s. I’ve since switched to Coke Zero cuz I need that caff.
Jun 13, 2025

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Very powerful. People don’t want to hear this, but the results speak for themselves. I drink this for MEDICAL reasons. The taste (which is superior to regular coke and also Coke Zero) is just a bonus—goes down crisp without any syrupy stickiness. You see, aspartame , is made up of two amino acids, aspartic acid and phenylalanine. There are a bunch of studies (of dubious quality) showing that phenylalanine is good for focus, mood, restlessness, stuff like that. They should be giving Diet Coke to poorly behaved children instead of methylphenidate.Ā  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4777504/ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0165178185900241 They sell phenylalanine supplements on Amazon but why take those pills when you can get a perfect blend of aspartame (which is totally safe) and caffeine to balance your mood and help you get into a state of highly enhanced focus and verbal fluency. It’s no wonder why Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and other rich and powerful guys—that people hate for being too rich and powerful—all drink like 7-8 Diet Cokes every day.
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Where do I even start with this crazy girl?! I filmed my show Overcompensating (coming soon to Amazon :)) this Summer in Toronto and NOTHING hit like a CZ! Coming back to the states has been devastating just for the sheer lack of Coke Zero at restaurants. Diet Coke is LOVELY… but there’s something about little miss CZ. I think there’s less aspartame? Don’t tell me I won’t look it up and I don’t wanna know! They have FOUNTAIN Coke Zero at the Cinemark in North Hollywood. I took down a big gulp of it the other night while my boyfriend fell asleep next to me in a reclining chair watching Gladiator 2. That’s a dream night for me!Ā 
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I literally drink it like water. I have no clue how much is too much— and i don’t really care
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